4 posts from 2008
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At Lunch Time, Sit In
Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See
If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself
Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk! and see how many looks you get.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
Sing Along At The Opera.
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Hi,
My name is James Harrison. I'm a Freelance SEO and a professional PPC manager. All I do is work on the computer. 9-5; computer. Get home, play with my dogs, hang with girl, back to the computer. In fact I actually have a SEO Blog (My SEO Blog) about internet marketing and search engine optimization. I cover many aspects of SEO including social bookmarking and local SEO. Pay a visit & leave a comment. I would greatly appreciate it.
I started this blog because there are many times when I want to blog about something that has nothing to do with SEO, real estate, travel or social networking (<---my business interests and website industries). Sometimes I want to blog about life, some news, or a cool website I found. Maybe about family or school. Whatever it may be, I plan to blog about here at my New Vox Blog.
Other things about me.
I'm a San Diego native living by the beach and working downtown. I used to live in Chicago, Oakland, San Franciso and Barcelona. But there's something about Daygo that brought me back (besides moms letting stay home for free if I came back home).
I have 2 french bulldogs, Tink and Chubs. they are so awesome and are growing up fast. Sometimes they can be a handful, but most of the time, they are a blessing.
I love to travel too!
Well that's it for today. Hope someone starts reading my blog.
